What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:12

You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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