What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:28

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is your favourite colour and why?
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
Dr No
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?